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Epic Chuck Norris holding two dictionaries like sub-machine guns and banner saying: 'Merriam-Webster looks up definitions in Chuck Norris'

Here is a list of very real Chuck Norris facts. It turns out that he’s an accomplished Word Person:

  • Chuck Norris didn’t learn about comma splices, he invented them.
  • Merriam-Webster looks up definitions in Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t write technical manuals; he stares at the screen until the computer is finished.
  • Chuck Norris is the only human being who can put three spaces between sentences.
  • Chuck Norris’s e-learning is just a fight scene that scares students into doing stuff correctly.
  • “I” before “E” except when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it.
  • Tolstoy’s War and Peace is famous for being 1,225 pages long. Chuck Norris is famous for memorizing it—backwards.
  • Chuck Norris’s tech writer staffing solution is to hire himself.
  • A colon is just a semicolon that tried to arm wrestle Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris always works from home. Everywhere is Chuck Norris’s home.
  • Chuck Norris can end any sentence a preposition with.

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